Prince Harry concluded his visit to the North Pole by not having a ‘c–k pillow’.
During his appearance on Tuesday “The Late Show with Stephe Colbert,” The California-based royal went into detail about his infamous frostbitten penis.
The Duke of Sussex said he had a “frosty shiver” for his “little boy” after taking part in a charity trip to the North Pole with four ex-soldiers badly wounded in the war in Afghanistan.
200-mile walk in March 2011 Raised £2 million ($2.38 million) To walk with the wounded charity group.
“These amazing warriors were hiking to the North Pole,” Colbert said, “They had all the training, and I had none.” “I’m thinking, how bad could this be? It’s just the North Pole, it’s only -35 degrees.”
The founder of Invictus Games revealed that he was better prepared for another trip to an icy destination – Antarctica – because a “beautiful lady” made him a special pad that would protect his royal penis from freezing.
The handmade pad protected “my manly bits, my Johnsons, my Wilsons, my little ones, my little ones,” he said, noting that his royal member was covered with one or two layers of clothing.
He added, “When you walk you’re hot and you try not to sweat because the sweat freezes and once it’s numb you don’t know the pain.”
Harry admitted that it wasn’t until weeks later that he realized something was wrong in the basement.
“There was nothing visible, nothing clear, the situation was slowly deteriorating,” he said.
In the recently released, “Reserve”, The prince enters Substantial details of suffering From a frostbitten ‘little boy’ while escorting his brother down the aisle at Prince William’s wedding in April 2011.
After applying Elizabeth Arden’s cream to the affected areas, Harry finally consults a doctor who advises him that time will heal his petrified penis.
The Cold Cucumber isn’t the only personal anecdote in the eagerly awaited book.
Harry also details how it is He lost his virginity For an older woman behind a bar.
“I loved horses very much,” he wrote, “and they treated me no differently from a young stallion.” “Ride fast, and then it bumped my buttock and sent me into grace.”
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