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This guy who learned to double-check that the raccoon is actually dead and not just sleeping before trying to move it:
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This guy who learned not to cool cakes on the porch because squirrels could come for a snack:
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This guy who learned not to wear gray pants to a job interview:
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This guy learned that all doors aren't the same size after removing the first one:
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This one learned that dishwashing soap is not a good substitute for dishwasher detergent:
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This guy who learned his safe wasn't waterproof after finding his money and passport moldy:
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This kid who learned things that shouldn't be put in the microwave:
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This one you know you need to put the lid on the crock pot when trying to cook chicken for six hours:
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This guy who learned not to leave his phone under an industrial paper cutter at work:
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This is the person who learned not to leave his phone in his car in plain sight:
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This guy who learned not to plug the heater into a power strip:
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This guy learned what happens to a moka pot when you forget to turn off the stove:
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This guy who learned not to put leather gloves in the washing machine:
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This one you know you can't leave soda cans in the car overnight when it's -16 degrees Fahrenheit:
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And finally, this one you know not everyone knows how to pack glass sauce containers for shipping:
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