New Element Found :) :)

Subject: New Element Discovered in the wake of Katrina

A major research institution has recently announced the discovery of the
heaviest chemical yet known to science. This new element has been
tentatively named "Governmentium."

Governmentium has one neutron, 12 assistant neutrons,
75 deputy neutrons, and 224 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an
atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are
surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called peons.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert.
However, it can be detected as it impedes every reaction with which it
comes into contact.

A tiny amount of Governmentium causes one reaction to take over four
days to complete when it would normally take less than a second.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of four years; it does not decay
but instead, it undergoes a reorganization in which a portion of the
assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places. In fact,
Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time since each
reorganization will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming
isodopes.

This characteristic of moron-promotion leads some scientists to
speculate that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a certain
quantity in concentration. This hypocritical quantity is referred to as
"Critical Morass."

You will know it when you see it. When catalyzed with money,
Governmentium becomes Administratium, an element which radiates just as
much energy since it has half as many peons but twice as many morons.

hahahaha, thats a good one. Stupid bush.

I think the real discovery had already happened years ago... Lowsiannium.

lol.

it just goes to show that there's a scientific explanation behind every blunder ol Georgie makes .

Problem is, while the Federal Government made its own mistakes, absolutely no one seems to recognize the blunders made by both the New Orleans officials, and the State Government of Louisianna. They were responsible for evacuations. They were responsible for keeping order after the fact. They were responsible for the initial response.

Lets look at the facts. NO Police have been found breaking the law and looting after the fact. The Mayor continues to convey his complete idiocy. The governor of Lowsianna continues to dodge questions pointed at her.

Yet The Corrupt News Network, and Fixed News have gotten everyone to blame the President.

As usual. I don't think the blame game the press is succeeding to rally is helping. Its just making things worse, and causing people to work against eachother. But what can I say.....

Translation to Common American Language:

Bahhh! Bahhhh, bahhhhh! Bahhh Bahhhhhh!

i don't care if it is all blame the president. Bush is an idiot, he needs his approval rating where it should be.